Testproduct - The Billionaire Bailout Hoodie

Fashion for the Filthy Rich (or Those Who Roast Them)

While billionaires hoard wealth, you hoard the best drip. The Billionaire Bailout Hoodie is your wearable protest against late-stage capitalism, corporate greed, and tax loopholes. You might not own a yacht, but at least you can own this hoodie.

Because satire is the new currency:

• A financial statement in the form of a fashion statement
• Perfectly oversized for that ‘I just manipulated the stock market’ look
• Makes you look richer than your bank account says you are

Secure the bag—before they raise the price.

• Hedge funds hate this hoodie
• If you can’t be a billionaire, at least you can roast them
• The only bailout you actually benefit from