Testproduct - The Market Crash Crewneck

Rich People’s Problems, Poor People’s Punchlines

While billionaires are pretending to suffer, you’re here, making the stock market collapse look like a fashion statement. The Market Crash Crewneck takes late-stage capitalism, injects some streetwear energy, and delivers a fit that says, “I understand economics, but I refuse to participate.”

Because sarcasm never goes out of style:

• Inspired by financial meltdowns, designed for cultural resets
• Perfectly oversized for maximum flex
• Rich in style, morally bankrupt in spirit

Invest in your wardrobe—this crewneck’s value only goes up.

• Makes a stronger statement than any politician ever could
• The only crash you actually want to be a part of
• Trust us, you need this before the next recession hits