Socrates Deadline

Socrates Deadline

Sale price€59,95
Size: XS
Size Guide CGX shirts

COSMIC FIT, EARTH APPROVED

Oversized, comfy, cult-ready. Check your size, choose your vibe, conquer the dripverse.

T-Shirt Size Chart (Flat Lay Measurements)

Size Body Width (cm) Body Length (cm)
S 51 71.5
M 55 75
L 59 78.5
XL 63 82
2XL 67 85.5
3XL 71 87.5
4XL 75 88.5
5XL 79 89.5


Pro Tip:

Want that boxy, drippy, cult-leader silhouette?
→ Go true-to-size.
Prefer your chaos a little cozier?
→ Size up and take up space, legend.

Skully’s Fit Notes:

  • Oversized = built to layer, flex, and breathe
  • All measurements are flat lay, not body measurements
  • If you're in between, size up — more room for rebellion

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Cosmic Overview

Behold: the father of Western philosophy getting absolutely bodied by a to-do list. Glitched-out windows, failed tasks, and one undeniable truth — this workload is unreasonable. Ancient wisdom meets modern burnout, and Socrates is not okay.

Mission Specs

  • Heavy tee, oversized fit - for existential spirals
  • 100% combed cotton (280GSM) 
  • Designed in the Galaxy, printed on Earth (for now)
  • Boxy 90s fit - ideal for desk slumping
  • Unisex sizing - made for overthinkers
  • Made to order - no backlog, no burnout
  • Ethically made - like a well-structured argument
  • Chaos with a conscience

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