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Power, Wealth, and the Art of Pretending to Care

Capitalism’s in chaos, billionaires are pretending to struggle, and yet—you’ve got the perfect T-shirt to mock it all. The Billionaire’s Tears Tee is a satirical take on the ultra-rich’s “hardships,” served with a side of streetwear swagger.

Because the 1% just doesn’t get it:

• Inspired by wealth, designed for rebellion
• Soft enough to wipe away billionaire crocodile tears
• Rich in style, poor in sympathy

Flex on late-stage capitalism—cop this tee now.

• More powerful than a stock market crash
• Makes a statement without saying a word
• Perfect for sipping iced coffee and plotting revolution