Caesar Headline
Cosmic overview
Julius Caesar seen in 4K: chain-smoking, scrolling, and serving imperial ghost energy. 963 likes. 1 betrayal. Brutus hit unfollow but forgot the empire runs on push notifications. You can't ghost the glitch.
Mission specs
- Ultra-heavy-oversized hoodie built for cold chaos
- 100% French Terry Cotton (500 GSM)
- Sharp as a senator's dagger
- Designed in the Galaxy, printed on Earth (for now)
- Boxy 90s fit with dropped shoulders
- Unisex sizing - made for aliens and legends
- Ethically sourced and made-to-order
- Chaos with a conscience
Your order’s made just for you, because legends don’t do mass production. Better quality, less waste, more flex.
We ship worldwide using the fastest courier in your quadrant (unless Mercury’s in retrograde). Delivery time = print time + warp speed + Skully’s hangover recovery.
Free shipping for orders over €80, because even chaos has perks.
Every Culture Galaxy piece is printed fresh, not mass-produced. So less waste, more taste.
Crafted in ethical factories, no sweatshop BS, and 100% no dropshipping crap.
Shipped in compostable, plant-based mailers.
Durable as hell. Anti-fast fashion. Pro-chaos.