Caesar Headline
Cosmic overview
Et tu, algorithm? Julius Caesar's back and more dramatic than your ex’s IG stories. Rocking shades, a cig, and an iPhone, he’s got 963 likes and zero trust issues. Brutus may have unfollowed, but the empire’s still watching.
Mission specs
- Heavy tee, oversized fit, dramatic flair
- 100% thick combed cotton (280 GSM)
- Sharp as a senator's dagger
- Designed in the Galaxy, printed on Earth (for now)
- Boxy 90s fit - timeless like betrayal
- Unisex sizing – for leaders and lurkers
- Made to order - history hits different this way
- Ethically made - scroll-worthy and guilt-free
- Chaos with a conscience
Your order’s made just for you, because legends don’t do mass production. Better quality, less waste, more flex.
We ship worldwide using the fastest courier in your quadrant (unless Mercury’s in retrograde). Delivery time = print time + warp speed + Skully’s hangover recovery.
Free shipping for orders over €80, because even chaos has perks.
Every Culture Galaxy piece is printed fresh, not mass-produced. So less waste, more taste.
Crafted in ethical factories, no sweatshop BS, and 100% no dropshipping crap.
Shipped in compostable, plant-based mailers.
Durable as hell. Anti-fast fashion. Pro-chaos.