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Cosmic Overview
It’s 4:00AM. You’re horizontal but spiritually spiraling. The ceiling’s judging. Your brain’s replaying that thing you said in 2007. This hoodie is a wearable glitch loop-because sleep is folklore, peace is a patch update, and chaos runs nightly maintenance.
Mission specs
- Ultra-heavy-oversized hoodie built for cold chaos
- 100% French Terry Cotton (500 GSM)
- Designed in the Galaxy, printed on Earth (for now)
- Boxy 90s fit - built for breakdowns
- Unisex sizing – for insomniacs and overthinkers
- Made to order - no mass production, no sleep
- Ethically made - like your 3AM moral crisis
- Chaos with a conscience
Your order’s made just for you, because legends don’t do mass production. Better quality, less waste, more flex.
We ship worldwide using the fastest courier in your quadrant (unless Mercury’s in retrograde). Delivery time = print time + warp speed + Skully’s hangover recovery.
Free shipping for orders over €80, because even chaos has perks.
Every Culture Galaxy piece is printed fresh, not mass-produced. So less waste, more taste.
Crafted in ethical factories, no sweatshop BS, and 100% no dropshipping crap.
Shipped in compostable, plant-based mailers.
Durable as hell. Anti-fast fashion. Pro-chaos.