Monday
Cosmic Overview
Hercules fought monsters, conquered labours, and still wasn’t ready for Monday. This tee captures the crushing start-of-week vibe with mythological drama. Because carrying the world is easier than checking your inbox.
Mission Specs
- Heavy tee with oversized rebel fit
- 100% thick combed cotton (280 GSM)
- Soft enough to cry into
- Boxy 90s fit - for heroic slouching
- Unisex sizing – for gods, ghouls and groaners
- Designed in the Galaxy, printed on Earth (for now)
- Made to order - fresh from Mr. Burnout
- Ethically sourced - suffering included
- Chaos with a conscience
Your order’s made just for you, because legends don’t do mass production. Better quality, less waste, more flex.
We ship worldwide using the fastest courier in your quadrant (unless Mercury’s in retrograde). Delivery time = print time + warp speed + Skully’s hangover recovery.
Free shipping for orders over €80, because even chaos has perks.
Every Culture Galaxy piece is printed fresh, not mass-produced. So less waste, more taste.
Crafted in ethical factories, no sweatshop BS, and 100% no dropshipping crap.
Shipped in compostable, plant-based mailers.
Durable as hell. Anti-fast fashion. Pro-chaos.