Paws of Doom
Cosmic Overview
Let's crank op your "angry housecat" to "divine whiskered reckoning". She's 3kg of fluff and 300 megatons of rage. With laser vision, sky-shattering sass, and zero concern for humanity, this cat’s not here to cuddle. It’s feline fire fury, and your city's in the splash zone.
Mission Specs
- Heavy tee with oversized rebel fit
- 100% combed cotton (280 GSM) - soft like furr
- Designed in the Galaxy, printed on Earth (for now)
- Boxy 90s fit - ideal for toppling civilisations
- Unisex sizing – for suvivors and spectators
- Made to order - chaos doesn't need stock
- Ethically made for mass extinction
- Apocalypse with a conscience
Your order’s made just for you, because legends don’t do mass production. Better quality, less waste, more flex.
We ship worldwide using the fastest courier in your quadrant (unless Mercury’s in retrograde). Delivery time = print time + warp speed + Skully’s hangover recovery.
Free shipping for orders over €80, because even chaos has perks.
Every Culture Galaxy piece is printed fresh, not mass-produced. So less waste, more taste.
Crafted in ethical factories, no sweatshop BS, and 100% no dropshipping crap.
Shipped in compostable, plant-based mailers.
Durable as hell. Anti-fast fashion. Pro-chaos.