Socrates Deadline
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Cosmic Overview
Behold: the father of Western philosophy getting absolutely bodied by a to-do list. Glitched-out windows, failed tasks, and one undeniable truth — this workload is unreasonable. Ancient wisdom meets modern burnout, and Socrates is not okay.
Mission Specs
- Ultra-heavy-oversized hoodie built for cold chaos
- 100% French Terry Cotton (500 GSM)
- Designed in the Galaxy, printed on Earth (for now)
- Boxy 90s fit - ideal for desk slumping
- Unisex sizing - made for overthinkers
- Made to order - no backlog, no burnout
- Ethically made - like a well-structured argument
- Chaos with a conscience
Your order’s made just for you — better quality, less waste, more flex.
We ship worldwide using the fastest courier in your zone.
Delivery times = print time + warp speed.
Free returns for store credit or replacement items within 60 days!
Every Culture Galaxy piece is printed fresh, not mass-produced — less waste, more taste.
Crafted in ethical factories, no sweatshop BS, and 100% no dropshipping crap.
Shipped in compostable, plant-based mailers.
Durable as hell. Anti-fast fashion. Pro-chaos.