Socrates Deadline
Cosmic Overview
Behold: the father of Western philosophy getting absolutely bodied by a to-do list. Glitched-out windows, failed tasks, and one undeniable truth — this workload is unreasonable. Ancient wisdom meets modern burnout, and Socrates is not okay.
Mission Specs
- Ultra-heavy-oversized hoodie built for cold chaos
- 100% French Terry Cotton (500 GSM)
- Designed in the Galaxy, printed on Earth (for now)
- Boxy 90s fit - ideal for desk slumping
- Unisex sizing - made for overthinkers
- Made to order - no backlog, no burnout
- Ethically made - like a well-structured argument
- Chaos with a conscience
Your order’s made just for you, because legends don’t do mass production. Better quality, less waste, more flex.
We ship worldwide using the fastest courier in your quadrant (unless Mercury’s in retrograde). Delivery time = print time + warp speed + Skully’s hangover recovery.
Free shipping for orders over €80, because even chaos has perks.
Every Culture Galaxy piece is printed fresh, not mass-produced. So less waste, more taste.
Crafted in ethical factories, no sweatshop BS, and 100% no dropshipping crap.
Shipped in compostable, plant-based mailers.
Durable as hell. Anti-fast fashion. Pro-chaos.