Veni Vidi Forgot
Cosmic Overview
He came. He saw. He immediately got lost in the vibes. This tee turns a Roman icon into the poster boy for “what was I doing again?” Caesar’s mid-conquest, mid-crisis, and 100% questioning his entire to-do list. If overthinking had an empire, this would be the uniform.
Mission Specs
- Heavy tee, oversized fit - toga not included
- 100% combed cotton - soft like betrayal (280gsm)
- Designed in the Galaxy, printed in Rome (or so)
- Boxy 90s fit with dropped shoulders
- Made to order - no empires overstocked
- Ethically made - betrayal-free production
- Chaos with a conscience
Your order’s made just for you, because legends don’t do mass production. Better quality, less waste, more flex.
We ship worldwide using the fastest courier in your quadrant (unless Mercury’s in retrograde). Delivery time = print time + warp speed + Skully’s hangover recovery.
Free shipping for orders over €80, because even chaos has perks.
Every Culture Galaxy piece is printed fresh, not mass-produced. So less waste, more taste.
Crafted in ethical factories, no sweatshop BS, and 100% no dropshipping crap.
Shipped in compostable, plant-based mailers.
Durable as hell. Anti-fast fashion. Pro-chaos.